True or False: God has a sick sense of Humor?

I try to eat healthy and go to the gym and not drink any soft drinks and yet, now I have the flu for the first time in years.True or False: God has a sick sense of Humor?
Yes he made b-itches to torment men.True or False: God has a sick sense of Humor?
God does have a humorist side but you are the sick one, not him. Sorry for your aliments, get plenty of rest and fluids. Sorry to let you in on this one but you probably caught the flu from going to the gym. Just remember to wash those digits a lot and don't touch your face during this cold and flu season. Change out your tooth brush, it can't hurt. God speed!
Maybe he gave you the flu because you were going to get hit by a bus today and he wants you to be like the mesiah of good dietry habits... Then again maybe you were just due for the flu.
false. god does not exist.





that being said, hope you feel better%26lt;3 everyone's immune system f*cks up once in a while, it's normal(:
Don't blame God for any of that. Also, why try to keep everything just right when you're going to die anyway?
God does not exist, except in small minds.


The idea of god is a primitive belief that has long since outlived its' usefulness.
God probably kept you from being hit by a bus because you were home throwing up your guts.
False...He gives you what you need, you just need to use it correctly...as far as the flu, people get sick...deal wit it
He does. He messes with me for his amusement.
Well, maybe you should be washing your hands more often. ;)
God has a sick and twisted sense of humor of course. He loves irony.
Umm, someone could have gotten you sick.
False .. God didn't give you the flu. other people's germs did
False. You have to get sick sometime.
blame the crazy weather that doesn't make up its mind - not God.
Which God?
true
I don't think God does things for Humor.
You have a twisted mind.
Your body was adjusting to the good change?
and that is God's humour, how???





please, humour me!!!
=O!


how dare u!
HE DON'T WANT US TOKNOW ABOUT HIM
Nope. Baby Jesus just hates you.
if God exists... then fcuk him